Are you done of this junk? Every godforsaken day it's the same pile of crap. Your inbox is a disaster, and your patience is fraying at the edges. We must do something about this. It's time to take control!
- Flag all spam emails you receive.
- Unsubscribe from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Install a good spam filter.
Don't let these lowlifes win! Stand up the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can do this!
My Inbox is Drowning in Goddamn Spam
I despise getting spam. It's like an endless deluge of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten worse. I'm talking about really creepy spam that makes me want to scream.
- These bastards
- never stop emailing me about
- absolutely ridiculous products and services
I've tried reporting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a never-ending.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and live off the grid
Fuck You
Are we actually such ignorant to give in to this crap? I'm done of seeing your pathetic attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Go find yourself a hobby and leave us alone.
- Take a break from spamming
- Your ads are annoying
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Get The Absolute Off Of Here With That Junk
You know what really bugs me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these morons think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Learn to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Most Annoying Thing Ever Created
Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Nightmare that just won't Quit. You Attempt to Keep a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Bullshit from some Clown trying to sell you something RidiculousAbsolute Nonsense. I mean, come on, click here can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Seriously, WeShould. It's like a Disease on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't Disappear. I know there are people who actually Profit off of spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
This Fucking Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. All the damn time, I’m getting bombarded with these stupid spam emails that promise me riches. It's enough to make me want to throw in the towel. I swear, if I see one more message for a "guaranteed" lottery win, I’m going to lose it.
- {Seriously|Just stop
- Get this crap outta my inbox!
- I'm officially deleting my email account.